Questions, concerns, omens, or portents? We'd love to hear from you.
Email: info@thehermit.com (general questions, wholesale, press, and the existential) Returns & order issues: returns@thehermit.com
Mailing address:
Hermes Solenoid LLC
1810 E Sahara Ave STE 75893
Las Vegas, NV 89104
Social: Find us as @TheHermitSquid on Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook.
We typically reply within 1–2 business days. The Hermit wanders, but always finds their way back.
“Squid jerky isn’t new—but this squid jerky is. Wild-caught in American waters. Sustainably sourced. Packed with protein and Omega-3s.”
"Lost in the cosmos? Drifting through a sea of ordinary snacks? 🌊🐙✨Squid have been weird for millions of years—so why should your jerky be typical?"
“WHY THE HERMIT? BECAUSE THE PATH IS LONG. 🕯️The Hermit doesn’t fear the unknown—he seeks it. ”
“For centuries, we’ve gazed into the depths and seen only monsters. But what if we were wrong? What if the deep isn’t something to fear—but something to understand, to respect, to sustain us?”
“For centuries, we’ve gazed into the depths and seen only monsters. But what if we were wrong? What if the deep isn’t something to fear—but something to understand, to respect, to sustain us?”
Doryteuthis opalescens - our delicious muse, found in many environments globally but in our case pulled from the crisp cold waters of the American Pacific Ocean.
