Calamari Jerky Bundle
Calamari Jerky Bundle
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Why choose just one when you can walk the whole path?
The Flavor Journey Bundle includes all three of our boldest, best-selling calamari jerky flavors — Ginger Scallion, Thai Chili Lime, and Italian Herb — each crafted with 100% wild-caught American squid and real, clean ingredients.
From the sun-drenched shores of Thailand to the mountain mists of Szechuan to the lemony trails of Tuscany, this trio packs serious protein and serious vibes.
What’s inside:
- 1x Ginger Scallion – Warm, zingy, and umami-rich
- 1x Thai Chili Lime – Spicy, citrusy, and bold
- 1x Italian Herb – Herbaceous, bright, and comforting
Why you want this:
- 29g-31g protein per bag
- 12g collagen + 488mg Omega-3s
- Zero preservatives, MSG, or sorbitol, or artificial preservatives
- Whole30-friendly and made with certified organic ingredients
- Chewy, savory, flavor-packed fuel for whatever trail you’re on
Perfect for gifting, sampling, or stocking up your cave.
I didn’t enjoy product nor did my husband, whom I bought it for because he is a pescatarian The smell was off-putting and the seasoning was way too much and the texture and size weren’t good either.
Hello,
Sorry to hear you were unhappy with the product. If you could give any more info about your expectations, especially around the texture and size, that would be helpful as we prepare to make the next batch. also if you're interested in trying the other flavors, happy to send those through as well. the ginger scallion texture ends up being alot different than the other two!
The seasoning was decent but Calamari has an awful taste and texture as jerky. Wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
Hi Joseph, sorry to hear you didn't like the product. It would be helpful if you could give us any info on what you were expecting vs what you experienced, like was the product too chewy? and if you could expand on the 'awful taste', that would be helpful for us as we continue to refine the product recipe and formulation. Also feel free to email me directly at steven@thehermit.com , always interested in feedback because it's very valuable for us -- happy to send the other flavors (ginger scallion is less chewy than the other two flavors) if that might interest you.
So much flavor, so much texture - if you’re not a hermit, you’re missing out.
Absolutely foul
Hello! Sorry to hear you thought it was fishy / foul. If you can provide any more info about what you found so unsatisfying (was it the flavor, the smell, or the texture?), that would genuinely be helpful. We're always tweaking the recipe to try to make the product more appealing, but also know we can't please everyone. Curious if you tried all three flavors!
probably not for everyone, but i really liked these. definitely a bit of seafood aroma, and the texture was on the softer side, but the nutrition is amazing and its zero sugar (i can't eat sugar). always on the lookout for new protein snacks that aren't ultra-processed junk like protein bars, so this was a great find (thanks reddit lol).
