Delicious jerky! And great packaging!

Once, deep in the ocean, there lived a mysterious squid known only as The Hermit. He kept to himself… until one day, he vanished.

Rumor has it he surfaced in a Thai night market, looking for meaning — or maybe just snacks.

Instead, he got ambushed by a chili pepper and a lime. They didn’t mug him — they marinated him.

But The Hermit wasn’t done. No, sir.

He found a Muay Thai gym behind a noodle stand and trained in silence, mastering the art of eight-limbed combat. Tentacle kicks. Ink feints. Spice resistance.

Now he returns… in jerky form.

Each strip hits hard: the lime slaps you first, then the chili lands a spicy roundhouse right on your tastebuds. It’s chewy, bold, and somehow wise.

Spice level: black-belt.
Flavor: street-food enlightenment.
Texture: like a tough old squid with stories to tell.

10/10. This isn’t just jerky. It’s The Hermit’s legacy.

Perfect for snackers who like it spicy, chewy, and slightly existential. 🥊🐙🔥

I tried all three flavors, and the Thai Chili Lime is my favorite! This kind of flavored calamari jerky doesn't quite hit the same as eating unseasoned dried squid with peanuts while watching baseball like I used to do as a child, but I'm not sure if anything can fill that void. In the meantime, I will continue stuffing my face with calamari jerky in an attempt to relive those nostalgic experiences.

Oh, and the stickers are great too!

Pretty good flavor overall. It's got a nice kick to it, but maybe just a tad too lime-y/lemongrassy, which prevents me from eating a lot at a time. Texture is more like a fruit leather, which was fine as long as you're not expecting it to taste exactly like beef jerky.

such a cool snack with the cutest packaging! texture could use some work as it’s a bit chip like rather than jerky but overall a cool healthy snack option for sure :)